WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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