People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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