took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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