Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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