So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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