ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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