He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Say something about gay babies.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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