Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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