You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize