great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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