The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
