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Im on beer infinity
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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