I want to stick my p in your. b.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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