Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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