we have officially lost it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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