so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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