I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Randomize
