i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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