Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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