I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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