I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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