You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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