I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can I color on your dick again?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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