used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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