At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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