But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
