38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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