U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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