She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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