But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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