she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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