Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
everyone is single if you try hard enough
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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