One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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