Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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