Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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