If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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