There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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