Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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