I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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