btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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