You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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