Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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