Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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