Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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