That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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