oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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