seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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