Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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