Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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