you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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