is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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