is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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