i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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